The fuck is wrong with these people anyway.

How moronic.

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Sidewalk newstands will give you these headlines.

“9 years old ni-rape ng sariling Lolo!”

“Bakla! Ginahasa ng kapwa bakla!”

Then I go….

“diputa?!”.

Or maybe they were thinking it was “socially-responsible” to inform everyone that these things happen everyday and they deserve the huge size 80 fonts instead of talking about less bullshit news such as the recent political fuck-around.

These down-outright moronic daily headlines were probably made by who?

50 year old pervert editors who badly needs to get laid?

Socially-inept media men who’s universe revolve around Z-rated, R-18 skin flicks?

Layout artists who’s definition of aesthetics is 0 Kelvin?

These “dailies” even have worse stories and pictures inside they could pass as a cheap porn magazine on newsprint.

Disguised as “sex advice”, columns about fictional people writing about their coital problems in lurid detail while someone tries to pass off as a Margie Holmes with a PhD in fuck psychology.

Talk about journalism.

These people need to be thrown in a room full of horny 7 foot black men with ego-manic tendencies of shoving things up people’s arse.

*sips beer*

And people actually BUY these newspapers…. then hide in the bathroom or some where and jack off to it.

fap-fap-fap-fap-fap…..

And by shamelessly promoting it in the headlines, it leaves an impression to the masa that it is entirely okay to go shag college girls at the nearest parking lot because you think they are as horny as you are.

The Pinoy Masa needs to be educated with relevant information…. one that can actually make significant positive impact and be made aware of real issues that may affect the future of our God-foresaken country. We don’t need cheap porn so they can fapfapfapfap away in some danky corner or go stick their hands up a strangers’ skirt.

Hmmmmm am I sounding too idealistic?

Who actually drives our economy?

It’s the Pinoy Massess.

They occupy 88% of the total population, and major cultural shifts will be a significant effect.

The masses drive everything.

Prices of goods, political candidates, bra size, hair color and correct armpit odors are dictated by the masses.

No shit.

And we live in a society where mass media dictates what is normal and not…… to the masses

Now I dont want to hear about the story on kids raping their classmate.

Its fucking disturbing.

No, I dont want to hear cheesy feel-good headlines either.

Shock value?

Informative news?

Junk news.

Whats new?

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More beer and ice please

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Where has responsible advertising gone?

The latest advertisement of Colt 45…. a guy walking in a bar, screaming “HOY PWESTO KO YAN!”, then Bamboo turns around and turns him into a pile of smokin shit…..

Party continues, bida kicks anti-hero ass.

The ad agency think-tank probably smoked a bad variety of weed.

“Todo lakas mofos!”

Subliminal message in a nutshell:

1. It’s okay to pick a fight long as you are on alcohol.
2. Wearing tight white shirts are so rockstar and spandex pants are the shit.
3. Drink Colt 45, and turn your enemies into a pile of -insertwhateveritwashere-
4. Bamboo is way cooler than you think, and he can turn you to -insertwhateveritwashere-

No wonder it is normal for Filipinos to see and hear about guys getting piss drunk, beating each other up or shoving steel pipes up each others ass, with the excuse that they are drunk.

Is drunkness a legit excuse for picking fights?

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Will buying a Touch Mobile SIM get me laid with Diana Zubiri-like girls?

Will I get to fuck someone hot if I drink Tanduay? The only thing I seem to fuck with when I drink rhum is myself. (Save for the occasional one-nighters back in college)

If I smother a gallon of Block and White all over my body for a month, will it make me better than insert-the-name-of-your-worst-enemy-here?

Why does being anemically pale and anatomically incorrect seem to be the archetype of the perfect beauty for the pinoy?

Do we always have to play around with Pinoy Masa sensibilities in order to sell something?

Why do we always have to keep degrading the social values of our ads just to sell?

Not to be oxymoronic about it….. but I’m diggin most of the ads.

It just so happens the subconscious message in these ads raises my eyebrow, and my beermug.

Keep me away from the horrible political ads as well, or we’d go into a three-week long discussion on it.

More beer, more cheers.

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Here’s one for the road…. the commercial that made us want to join the RHB Muziklaban 2006