Will buying a Touch Mobile SIM get me laid with Diana Zubiri-like girls?

Will I get to fuck someone hot if I drink Tanduay? The only thing I seem to fuck with when I drink rhum is myself. (Save for the occasional one-nighters back in college)

If I smother a gallon of Block and White all over my body for a month, will it make me better than insert-the-name-of-your-worst-enemy-here?

Why does being anemically pale and anatomically incorrect seem to be the archetype of the perfect beauty for the pinoy?

Do we always have to play around with Pinoy Masa sensibilities in order to sell something?

Why do we always have to keep degrading the social values of our ads just to sell?

Not to be oxymoronic about it….. but I’m diggin most of the ads.

It just so happens the subconscious message in these ads raises my eyebrow, and my beermug.

Keep me away from the horrible political ads as well, or we’d go into a three-week long discussion on it.

More beer, more cheers.

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Here’s one for the road…. the commercial that made us want to join the RHB Muziklaban 2006